Author: Celey Schumer

Celey Schumer is an actress, comedian, and writer. Her degrees in physics (Middlebury College) and structural engineering (University of Washington) look very impressive while they collect dust. She is disturbingly good at Friends trivia, and she was definitely not eating chocolate as she wrote this. Twitter: @CeleySchumer
American Football

(Shattered) Fantasy Football

It’s time to give in and try your hand at the cultural phenomenon that is fantasy football. But be ready to endure several stages of grief when you do.